BANE HURTS ROMNEY

By Sean Smyth

Batman's Bane Named To Hurt Mitt Romney's Campaign. LOL!

So, in a crazy funny bit of old man ranting news, Deadline reports that the always ridiculous Rush Limbaugh claims that Warner Brothers' little movie, The Dark Knight Rises, from Christopher Nolan, named it's main villain Bane because Obama told them to. Yeah, that's classic.

The original made up plan for Romney. I think the second imaginary idea is more understandable. 

Lets just forget the fact that the character of Bane was first originated in 1993, and the fact that I doubt Obama knew he'd be duking it out with Romeny in 2012, unless he is somehow in touch with Marty McFly and his Delorean so he could go back in time and tell Nolan to plan a highly poplar trilogy around the Caped Crusader spanning from 2005 to 2012 and use Bane as the main villain in the final movie so when people think Batman they think of Bain Capital. Good God, it's hilarious but I'm sure if Rush said this on air, a lot of people would believe him. Pathetic. 

Anyway, for you non-political inclined people, such as myself, Bain Capital has been the talk of the town in recent months on the Obama side of the campaign because Romeny apparently worked or ran Bain Capital for some time. The company has been notoriously known for its outsourcing and bankruptcies following Romeny's departure from the company. Since then Romeny has attempted to distance himself from the floundering companies reputation. 

However recent documents have linked him to being involved with the company as late as 2002 even after claiming to have retired in 99. 

So for those who are following along here. Obama+Batman+Bane=Mitt Romney looking bad because of Bain Capital fiasco. 

Obviously this is absolutely, well dumb. It just goes to show you what kind of people we put on the air these days. This man is nothing more than a glorified dumbass who just talks out of his ass, but the sad thing is, people actually listen.  Rush needs to go back and check his math on this whole scenario, so maybe he'll look like less of a jackass. 

Is this a two or an eleven? 

What happened to real Journalism? Newsworthy material that is reported honestly and unbiased. Now all we have is mindless speculation and conspiracy theories from crack pot radio personalities who don't know his ass from his elbows. 

I'm in no way affiliated with either campaign and I don't ever plan to be. I mean, I'm not even registered to vote because I don't believe it will make a difference. Even thought they claim it does. And the people who say that if I don't vote I can't complain are complete idiots because I'm a card carrying American with his own opinion and my opinion is that our government is completely and utterly biased and corrupt and full of people all out for themselves. Why should I vote for that? 

Anyway back to the story. Rush thinks Nolan and Obama are teaming up on Romeny to make people think of Bain Capital during voting. I say... really? Really? Well I know which side you must be getting paid from. HA! 

Well what do you think? Ridiculous right? Let's hear what you have to say in the comments below. I would love to know your opinion Rush's stupidity. And as always thank you for reading.